If this is what church is like then sign me up! At this church it’s time to throw off the shackles of the patriarchy, embrace the Divine feminine and bring the world back into balance by worshipping the Holy Clit.

As part of the Clitorati, we giggled, sang hymns like ‘Amazing Clit’ (to the tune of Amazing Grace) and learnt things about the female body we never learnt at school. The service was led with flair and charisma by the fabulous High priestess and The Labias. It was funny, sexy and a celebration of body positivity and pleasure. And this show’s not just for the ladies. There were many men in the audience and they seemed to be enjoying themselves just as much as the women.

And let me tell you, if you haven’t been baptized by walking through a giant vulva on stage, you haven’t Fringed properly. This is an hour of fun you won’t forget. I highly recommend it.

By Carolyn J Wild